Three strings walk into a bar..the bartender looks them up and down, and says "we don't serve strings in here"!
So the angry strings leave, and 2 of them head home, dejected....but one of them gets an idea...he ties himself into a knot, and then shreds the ends of his string.
After doing this, this, he marches right back into the bar.
The bartender looks him up and down very carefully, and finally asks, "aren't you one of the strings I kicked out earlier"?
The string says, no, I'm "afraid not"....
So the angry strings leave, and 2 of them head home, dejected....but one of them gets an idea...he ties himself into a knot, and then shreds the ends of his string.
After doing this, this, he marches right back into the bar.
The bartender looks him up and down very carefully, and finally asks, "aren't you one of the strings I kicked out earlier"?
The string says, no, I'm "afraid not"....