I'm sitting here with this Corona virus,
And I'm forced to listen to Billy Ray Cyrus
The last thing I need is an Achy Breaky Heart!
I meant to pause it, but instead I hit start
I have watched every movie known to mankind,
But I guess there is no reason to whine…
They say another month we’ll be rid of this virus
But I can't stand much more of this Billy Ray Cyrus!
That has to be one of the dumbest songs –
It's like trading your underwear for thongs!
Sooner or later I know we'll get through it
Just keep on Trucking like old Sonny Pruitt...
Achy breaky heart now I got that stuck in my head!
Well I might as well go back to bed...
Thomas Theophilus
April 4, 2020