Republican Truck

I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the
new Tacoma .

Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense
that "new" feel.

The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in
the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats
directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your
butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must
be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I
thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a

Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership... Damn guy had no sense of
humor.