BREAKING NEWS: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC
earthquake occurred on a rare & obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault".
Obama also announced that the Secret Service & Maxine Waters continue an investigation of the quake's
suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it
was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves. Residents
of D.C. Don't be alarmed with the Earthquake: it's just the Country
shifting to the RIGHT!
earthquake occurred on a rare & obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault".
Obama also announced that the Secret Service & Maxine Waters continue an investigation of the quake's
suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it
was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves. Residents
of D.C. Don't be alarmed with the Earthquake: it's just the Country
shifting to the RIGHT!
