Sears Catalog

Sears Catalog



Two rednecks, Jim and Jerry, were looking at a Sears
catalog and admiring the models.



Jim says to Jerry, 'Have you seen
the beautiful girls in this catalog?'



Then Jerry replies, 'Yes, they are
very beautiful. And look at the price!'

Jim says, with wide eyes,
'Wow, they aren't very expensive.
At this price, I'm buying me one.'

Jerry smiles and pats him on the back.
'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful
as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'

Three weeks later, Jerry asks Jim, 'Did you ever receive the girl you
ordered from the Sears catalog?'

Jim replies....

'No, but it shouldn't be long now.................................................................................................................................................
I got her clothes yesterday.’