hehehehehehehehe...some people have way to much talent!
Our Goldman
which art in the Financial District, obfuscated be thy game.
Thy bonus come, voters be damned -
in Greece, as they are in Beijing.
Give us this day our Media Idiots, and forgive us our bond purchases -
as we screw those who hedged against us.
And lead us not into morality, but deliver us from the markets -
for thine is the Blankfein, Obama and Geithner
for Merkel and Schauble
Amen.
AND:
Our Dollar which art in America,
Hallowed be thy value,
Your hegemony is done
As in Europe as it is in Asia,
Give us this day our daily gallon
And forgive us our pollution,
As we forgive those who pollute against us,
And lead us not into alternative fuels
and deliver us from electric propulsion
For ever and ever Ah, oil!
AND:
Let us now pray in the words the EU Commission gave us
Our pension which art in Brussels
Hallowed be Nick Clegg
thy acquis communautaire
thy edicts done
In Greece as they are in Berlin
Give us this day our daily bung
and forgive us our debt restructuring
as we castigate those who restructure against us
and lead us not into self governing democracies
but deliver us from Farage
For thine is the EU Commission
the Van and the Rompuy
ever closer and closer integration
Amen
AND:
A Greek, an Irishman, and a Portuguese go into a bar. The German pays.
Our Goldman
which art in the Financial District, obfuscated be thy game.
Thy bonus come, voters be damned -
in Greece, as they are in Beijing.
Give us this day our Media Idiots, and forgive us our bond purchases -
as we screw those who hedged against us.
And lead us not into morality, but deliver us from the markets -
for thine is the Blankfein, Obama and Geithner
for Merkel and Schauble
Amen.
AND:
Our Dollar which art in America,
Hallowed be thy value,
Your hegemony is done
As in Europe as it is in Asia,
Give us this day our daily gallon
And forgive us our pollution,
As we forgive those who pollute against us,
And lead us not into alternative fuels
and deliver us from electric propulsion
For ever and ever Ah, oil!
AND:
Let us now pray in the words the EU Commission gave us
Our pension which art in Brussels
Hallowed be Nick Clegg
thy acquis communautaire
thy edicts done
In Greece as they are in Berlin
Give us this day our daily bung
and forgive us our debt restructuring
as we castigate those who restructure against us
and lead us not into self governing democracies
but deliver us from Farage
For thine is the EU Commission
the Van and the Rompuy
ever closer and closer integration
Amen
AND:
A Greek, an Irishman, and a Portuguese go into a bar. The German pays.