Marijuana deliveryman tells cops ninjas stole his weed
A medical marijuana deliveryman called the cops on Friday night claiming that he had been attacked by ninjas who stole his weed. (And if you're wondering about the logistics of such an attack, you're obviously not one of his customers). "As [the deliveryman] was going back to his vehicle, he was approached by two subjects in ninja costumes who chased him," West Covina (CA) police Lt. Alan Henley said. The deliveryman cliamed the ninjas also took a bag of pot and money that he dropped. In our new favorite police statement of the year, the West Covina cops said they were unaware "of any other crimes involving suspects dressed as ninjas." And cue the Ashton Kutcher film adaptation in 3...2...
A medical marijuana deliveryman called the cops on Friday night claiming that he had been attacked by ninjas who stole his weed. (And if you're wondering about the logistics of such an attack, you're obviously not one of his customers). "As [the deliveryman] was going back to his vehicle, he was approached by two subjects in ninja costumes who chased him," West Covina (CA) police Lt. Alan Henley said. The deliveryman cliamed the ninjas also took a bag of pot and money that he dropped. In our new favorite police statement of the year, the West Covina cops said they were unaware "of any other crimes involving suspects dressed as ninjas." And cue the Ashton Kutcher film adaptation in 3...2...