When the husband finally died his wife put the
usual death notice in the paper, but added that he
died of gonorrhea.
No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, 'You know very well
that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.
' Replied the widow, 'I nursed him night and day so of
course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would
be better for posterity to remember him as a great
lover rather than the big shit he always was.'
usual death notice in the paper, but added that he
died of gonorrhea.
No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, 'You know very well
that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.
' Replied the widow, 'I nursed him night and day so of
course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would
be better for posterity to remember him as a great
lover rather than the big shit he always was.'